Weather Report

An unidentified frequency
has infiltrated the system
vibrations are felt
throughout the central nervous system
and there's been reports of tremblings of
up to 7.2 on the Richter scale

Emergency vehicles have been deployed
and are approaching the disaster zone
as we speak

No need for alarm
every necessary precosioun
has been taken as
your safety is our main concern
and the situation will be dealt with
forthwith

Fires are reported to have erupted
spontaneously
across the lower forest area,
sending thick smoke and ash,
heading towards
the continental mainland

Geishers are predicted
to break out
in the hot
lava zone momentarily

We ask you to please remain seated,
as this is only a test
although lava eruptions are now seen,
flooding from the
cave opening
of the mountain top

And as some of you have already noted,
there is a storm approaching

Rain is falling, somewhat cooling,
most of the forest fire outbreaks,
but it's to little, to late and far
from enough to cool the system down

We have deployed the national guard,
they report, however,
that their hands are tied

Volunteers have rushed to the scene
yet no one seems to be able
to offer a solution

Cracks have opened below the Virginia falls
And Mary's grave have caved in

Flashes of lightning
have hit the lower torso
and the sounds of laughter
are reassuring

He reports the lady is fine,
under the circumstances,
She's just catching her breath,
and is apparently up for more