Come Down

Thank you for chosing life
Its and odd choice
but now you're here

Strap up Dorothy
Its going to be a bumpy ride!

And a flight attendant will be with you momentarily

You may experinece some road bumps
and air pockets

There might be some barb wire along the way
but dont worry
its just a fleshwound
and it can be cured through hard work and binge drinking

your ass will bleed at some point
as the transvestite prostitutes of Amsterdam put it:
someone's ass gotta bleed!!!
And thank god it aint mine!

There will be days
when the sun
will shine
in horror
Laughing at
your ugly face
Buts its just the comedown
There's always tomorrow